Lack of Offense Cost Dynamo in 2-0 Loss to San Jose, Prepare For Avalanche of Clichéd Excuses
Stop me if you've heard this before...the Houston Dynamo have no creativity in the midfield and forwards that simply cannot consistently finish chances. I've said that, or something similar, far too many times this season but the sad fact is that game in, game out it's the truth for Houston. It's not like they aren't getting chances on goal, they just can't do anything with them. It's insanely frustrating and I'm getting tired of writing about it.
So it was at Buck Shaw Stadium on Saturday night that the Dynamo once again wasted their chances and fell victim to more pathetic officiating as they lost 2-0 to the San Jose Earthquakes. It was a tale of two halves for sure, the first dominated by Houston, the second dominated by San Jose and since the USSF can't find any human being with a usable set of eyes and even the smallest amount of mental intelligence to referee MLS matches, San Jose was able to take advantage of their chances after Houston spent the first half wasting theirs.
As you can see above, Lenhart was roughly half a body-length ahead of Hunter Freeman and the f**cking muppet linesman was several yards out of position and thus had the wrong angle on the play. How many different ways can USSF officials screw up MLS matches before something is done? It's not a chronic problem anymore, it's a complete lack of competency and training as Sunil Gulati and all his USSF cronies are too busy kissing Sepp Blatter's ass and setting up money grab friendlies rather than actually doing anything to support and grow the f**cking sport in this country.
Please understand I'm not blaming the loss on the blown offsides call, the Dynamo got completely outplayed in the second half, but that doesn't excuse it either.
Matt Lenhart's header was a great goal, but he was offsides and given the amount of standing water on the pitch and the amount of time Lenhart spent flopping around, you'd think he was watching Carlos Ruiz highlights all week to prepare for tonight.
There's probably more to say, like praising Geoff Cameron who was back in the central defense, but I don't feel like it and don't care. This season is quickly going down the toilet as the Dynamo are now seven matches without a victory. If a true central attacking midfielder and a consistent goal-scoring forward is not brought in during the summer transfer window, it's going to be a lot of the same useless nonsense and a long hot summer.
Maybe by Monday I'll feel like offering some better analysis, but don't count on it. I think I'll just spew some generic clichéd nonsense about "getting three points next week" or "getting back to work in practice". Since that's all we seem to be getting and it's only right that I produce the same shit all week.
It's time for the Dynamo to stop saying all the "right" things and actual translate it to on the field results. I mean, it's f**cking June and I'm already have to discuss how missing the playoffs for the second straight season is completely unacceptable...because it is...and the way the Dynamo are playing, they will.
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Playoffs...seems like a dream now!
I’m tired of the Dynamo’s shit! They talk about the problems but I don’t see it fixed when they play. What we really need is a CAM and problem solved…honestly Dom needs to be fired because his time with the Dynamo has ended. His formations suck now and all I know is that if the Dynamo get a forward and CAM soon…Palmer can say hello to the bench!
re: flopping
and the amount of time Lenhart spent flopping around, you’d think he was watching Carlos Ruiz highlights all week to prepare for tonight.
I haven’t watched it on my dvr yet but from what I saw in the stands the ref missed at least 2 or 3 yellow cards on hard houston challenges. And you are well known for being a fouling hack team with Cam Weaver leading MLS in fouls this season and his disgusting challenge where he cleated Jon Busch in the face last season and opened up a giant gash in his face.
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Jun 5, 2011 12:48 AM CDT reply actions
1/3 of the way through game
so far i haven’t seen any dives but I have seen Boswell intentionally elbow Lenhart in the back of the head and of course it got a no call by the ref
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Jun 5, 2011 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
If you made it 1/3 of the way through the game and haven't seen any dives by Lenhart...
Then you are the biggest damned homer out there. I didn’t even watch the entirety of the first 1/3rd of the match (busy finishing up a game in FIFA 11), but it was within the first 5 minutes of the game when I finished and I saw at LEAST 3 flops between Lenhart and somebody else (can’t remember who). Get your eyes checked…you’re as blind as the ref who missed the offsides that led to the first goal.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
They also showed this one from last year on TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydEf-Ns_-Hg
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Jun 5, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe a little bit of bias?
I get the feeling you didn’t like Weaver too much when he was in San Jose. Weaver lacks on the ball skills and the ability to read the game, but dirty he is not.
by foreverorange25 on Jun 5, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk about a homer
you see that play and you see stats like he leads the league in fouls committed this season even though he is a FORWARD and you say he’s not dirty? LMAO!
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Jun 5, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
He is aggressive
But he gets called for a lot of ticky tack fouls based on reputation alone. It’s the same reason other players who get reputations in that sport tend to get called for more fouls than others.
If we judge purely on reputations, than half of the MLS are floppers, including Lenhart.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
The play on Busch was unfortunate
But it was a forward going after the ball with a GREAT chance to score. He was being pressured and miscalculated. It wasn’t a dirty play.
He plays a very physical game, but many of the fouls he gets called for are either silly or are a case of two guys both fighting over the ball using the exact same tactics. When Weaver wins the ball he gets called for a foul despite doing nothing more than what the other guy was doing to him.
He does need to cut down on some of his antics because it is clear he has developed a reputation (at least partially deserved) and he is not going to get the benefit of the doubt on any 50/50 ball.
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by Zach Woosley on Jun 6, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
But Lenhart doesn't flop!!!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
That was a clear foul
whether or not Lenhart went to ground
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Jun 6, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
average team, but Dom should stay
Enough evidence is in to say this is an average team at best. But those who are calling for Dom’s head will be sorry if they get what they wish for. He has one of the longest tenures in MLS and I don’t want to become one of those MLS teams that go from hack coach to hack coach every year. Having a long-tenured coach helps give a team an identity.
I think a lot of it depends on how much say Dom has in roster decisions
I’m not ready to get on the fire Dom bandwagon just yet, and it would take some behind the scene knowledge to get me there right now. Was it Dom’s decision not to have another option at CAM? Was he pushing for the team to bring in someone as insurance at that position and the front office couldn’t get it done.
Steve Davis just wrote an article with the basic theme of it’s about the players. They obviously made a lot of changes over the off season, and for the most part the players they brought in have been positives, but there’s obviously still some holes that need to be filled. One of the excuses last year was that Cameron got hurt. Then we turn around and go into this season with no obvious replacement for Cameron if he happens to get hurt again, or just isn’t working in that role? Was that by design, or just a case of not being able to get the players we wanted in? I’m sure Dom has plenty of influence over the roster, but what I don’t know is how happy he is with the roster behind closed doors.
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Well, if you won't praise Cam at CB then I will
Cameron looked exceptional back there, once again. Once the Gold Cup is over, we need to shop one of our backs to a team who needs a change back there and try to get some extra money or something. Not Cameron though, I still think he’s our future at CB between him and Hainault (cuz Boswell’s getting on up there ya know).
I do agree, we’ve gotta do something. No more excuses, just do it. Period.
The team looked slack out there. They’ve become too comfortable and too patient in waiting for that “perfect opportunity”. They don’t show that hunger out there when they go down, but some would actually point to that as being okay, because they’re “patient”. The problem is at some point you have to stop being patient in waiting for the opportunities to come, and start making the opportunities happen.
The Dynamo won’t make the playoffs as the team stands right now. A change has to be made, and now. And no, I don’t condone getting rid of the Dom. Not at this point.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
We miss John Spencer...
This team desperately misses an assistant coach like John Spencer. When he was on the sideline screaming at players and cursing at referees the players were terrified and responded. I’ve heard some of the things Dom yells at his players, but his intensity is nowhere near where Spencer’s is/was. I think Wade and Ralston are fine folks and great (former) players, but we need an assistant coach that is vocal and pushes the guys more.
meh
Dom screams plenty, and that stuff only has a limited effect anyway. Dom didn’t forget how to coach. He won plenty before he ever had Spence on his staff. The difference now is we don’t have a complete roster and no star who can carry the team, or make that amazing play, when needed.
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Despite the loss, I thought we played well
Sorry guys, have to disagree.
Though we lost, I didn’t see us play a bad game. Here’s why:
• The game turned on an slightly offside goal. Freeman was beaten to the ball and Hall couldn’t make a monster full stretch save. Up to then it was a 50/50 tossup, the Dynamo having the edge in the 1st half, the Quakes nipping them in the 2nd.
• Playing competitively in an away game against a probable play off bound team isn’t a bad thing.
• The lion’s share of our goals this year have been the result of set plays, crosses into the box or the chaotic scrum-like madness that ensues from both. Direct football is feast or famine, dependent on a variety of factors- those serving up the ball, the finishers, defenders, and the goalie.
• Davis’s set pieces were a bit off. The finishing left something to be desired, though had a few been converted, the whole tone of the article would be different.
• Busch had a good game as did the SJ defense.
• The stoppage time goal was a gimme and shouldn’t be part of the conversation. We were pushing far up and had to take our chances at the back.
• The Dynamo attack flowed. Boz and Cameron quickly passed to Palmer, Davis or Clark sometimes 10 or 20 yards into the midfield. This completely changed our tempo and if we had a true speedster or a through ball midfield maestro, we would have been much more dangerous. All the same, it didn’t seem like the usual Dynamo buildup which seems to flow like pouring cold honey. Cue the Heinz song, “An-tic-cip-a-sh- shun.”
• Cruz was a bit off and perhaps should have been subbed earlier. I was impressed with Clark- he who I’ve criticized for several games. Clark was coming back pretty far to get the ball, wanting to take more responsibility. He and Davis became pointmen for the attack. Clark took defenders on 1on 1and even was outnumbered several times. Sometimes this resulted in turnovers, but he is trying to be the preop Clark. I am definitely happy to see this. My pregame assessment was he done little aside from timely finishes in the box. This game, he was much, much more. Sometimes it worked, other times, it didn’t. Clark is on his way back and if this continues, we will be very dangerous on the flank.
• Weaver and Bruin worked hard. Remember Ching’s hot and cold streaks? Feast or famine. I’ve been disappointed with Garey, despite his speed, he adds little to the attack. We desperately need other options up top to change the dynamic.
• I think some of the above despair/frustration/anger has more to do with last month than Saturday night’s game.
• While Davis looked okay @ AM, I would have preferred him @ LM, with Clark on the right. Still a void at AM- if Cameron shifts to CB, we have too many central defenders. I can’t think of anyone we could trade for as we need a starter not more bench fodder.
Again, I don’t think we played badly @ SJ. We did have good ideas, we just couldn’t convert them. We played the percentages and this time we lost. I believe if we play like we did on Saturday night, the wins will come and we will make the playoffs.
by playtherapy on Jun 6, 2011 8:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't get the chance to see the game but moral victories are enough anymore
Playing well (which is the general vibe I got from twitter before the goals) isn’t good enough. This team hasn’t won in over a month. That’s not good enough no matter how you slice it. Early in the season slogging out a point or showing some promise were OK. They have had plenty of time to come together.
I do agree on the forwards. There isn’t a single forward in the world who doesn’t go through rough stretches. Weaver and Bruin have both done an excellent job at finishing chances this year…and a horrible one. There’s things I would like to see both of them improve on, but if we’re getting a better level of overall play the goals will be there and every miss won’t seem so brutal
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As usual, this overall analysis is spot on. It is perhaps important to reassess the situation here. Dynamo are not a championship-contending side right now. Fair enough. So the next thing to question is are they a young and improving side? I think the answer is yes. Part of being a young and improving side is that you will have serious inconsistency from talented players and across the side.
Lenhart is a disgusting flopper and cheat. No surprises there. Who hasn’t seen that in the few years he’s been in the league? But hey, you make your own luck in this and any league, and right now Dynamo aren’t really doing that.
At this point, it’s hard to say what will consitute a satisfying season, because it’s clear that in the sense that only a title is “successful” then the year will not be a success. But this seems to be the conversation that leads to making this season bearable at least.
And if noted pessimist playtherapy was enthused about what he saw, especially after the US debacle earlier in the day, then that gives me cause for hope!
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I never thought I'd say this in reply to a PT comment but...
PT might be the most clear-headed individual who comments on DT. Damn dude, you even brought me back from wanting to go rant-ville on some Orange ass
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Scary, isn't it?
Yup, sometimes I even scare myself1
I agree with this analysis
Houston played well, it was closer than 2-0 reflects.
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Jun 6, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Brad Davis
is clearly more of a threat on the outside. A central playmaker he is not. However, as we have a void in the midfield he was clearly the best option available to us. I think Dom made the right decision to try him out there and put other experienced players on the flanks rather than trying out Dixon. If someone was playing poorly we could make an adjustment, but from the looks of the first half no changes were needed. The second half we didn’t look as good. Both goals were balls put over the back line which prevents me from praising Cameron. I think many people may think Cameron looked good because he made some dangerous penetrating runs which were excellent, but defensively rather average.
This is also a player who hadn't played CB in over 6 months...
The first ball over the top was not his fault. I didn’t see the second one clearly enough to know for sure who was at fault. He held his own and played well, but again, you can’t fault a guy and say he didn’t play well when he was moved to a position he hadn’t played in a very, very long time.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Of what I've seen of Taylor...
Cameron is still the better CB. I think right now, Boswell + Hainault are the two best CBs. Given time, it could easily be Hainault + Cameron or Hainault + Taylor or even Cameron + Hainault. Boswell’s years are coming to a close sometime in the near future. Looking to the future now, with the season almost a wash anyways, we might as well give the youth a chance to get comfortable.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Without seeing the SJ game
I’m taking Taylor or Cameron over Boswell. I felt like he has struggled some this year….especially lately.
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I think he's had his moments
But then who on the backline hasn’t? Now might be the time to leverage our nice depth at CB and shop one of them around, whether that be Boswell or someone else, I don’t care. We’re just loaded back their with mid to mediocre talent, and could absolutely use to mid to mediocre talent at CAM.
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