How great would it be to have something like this at or around BBVA Compass Stadium? Destroying the essence of our soon-to-be-departed foe. Houston Dynamo concessions people (or at least food trucks serving crowds in the immediate environment), let's get on it! Stadium flavor: Hex the Next "you might have stabbed a few pretzels into a giant, jersey-wearing voodoo doll doughnut ... or maybe you smashed it with your fist." If Portland can do it...