Dynamo at Montreal Impact: There Are No Words

Ok, I lied. A couple words.

The Dynamo lost 4-2 to the Montreal Impact thanks to a combination of poor man marking, mental mistakes and giving an inexperienced referee the chance to directly affect the outcome of the match. I'm not in the mood to write, so I'll save more coherent thoughts until Monday.

Until then, here is my "expert" analysis of tonight's match.

First Half Analysis:

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Second Half. Impact Go Up 3-2

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Second Half. Soft Penalty Call, Impact Go Up 4-2

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Second Half. Adam Moffat Shown a Straight Red Card

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Have a good night loyal readers. We'll see how things look when the Dynamo return home to face the Philadelphia Union (who "Hulk Smashed" Sporting KC 4-0 tonight) next weekend. Sigh.

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