A Tweet-Back at 2012: No Games Included

Bob Levey

I think it is perfectly safe to say that we may have one of the more entertaining teams on the internet. We had a year of ups and downs all of which found itself a tweet or a gif to cover the moment or non-moment.

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Off season was a bit turbulent as Brian Ching was stolen by Montreal from the Dynamo only to have him returned just in time for the season to start.

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Everyone was happy to have Bring Ching back-

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Well almost everyone

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Once we got our Ching back things turned to the opening of not only the season but BBVA Stadium

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Of course being a unique group of guys they have all sorts of ways of keeping in shape during the season.

One of which is foursquare.

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Another is the manly sport of Yoga.

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But our guys also like to dance. Be it on the field-

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Courtsey of heybelinda.tumblr.com*

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Image from Tumblr*

As well as off the field

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The guys take their promotional work very seriously

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Twitter helped us learn new things about our players like Calen's attachment to his helmet.

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The players are always looking for ways to help them on the field.

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They also try to help each other gain opportunities in life be it sponsorship-

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Or girlfriends.

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Some people think that athletes are demi-gods who no longer lead normal lives. But our guys do normal things like us like watch the Olympics-

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Drink tea-

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Get stuck in elevators-

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They also fly on air planes and surprisingly, at least to my knowledge, none of them are on any watch lists.

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Some times they get a little angry at things in life

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Courtesy of Ivannah Bandalan*

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And even when they are no longer on the Dynamo they are truly forever orange. Be it Stuart Holden giving out fashion advice.

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Or Geoff Cameron wishing the boys good luck-

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Even though Geoff had a little problem forgetting Brad Davis almost every time.

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The players are always ready to have a little fun with each other even on the road.

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They never shy away from making a bet with one another and even better for us they pay up.

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And most importantly on the internet they hack each others accounts (Thanks Bobby)

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*If the gif is not moving click on it and it should spring into action.

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