Brazil'd Dynamo and Dash rosters

Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

We might have gone a little overboard running both rosters through Brazil Names but it was totally worth it.

You how when you find a fun new website calculator that will tell you your stripper name is or what your redneck name should be you not only have to do it for yourself but everyone in the room? Then when you get done laughing at that you then start to do it for everyone you can think of? Us too. Which is exactly why I ran the entire Houston Dynamo and Houston Dash rosters through Brazil Names to find out 'if you were from Brazil what would your name be?'

Houston Dynamo

Anthony Arena

Corey Ashe Ashon
Giles Barnes GIL?O
Will Bruin Felix Bruito
Eric Brunner Erito
Servando Carrasco Servandidas
Tony Cascio Tildo
Ricardo Clark Ricardisco
AJ Cochran Cochrinhosa
Warren Creavalle Creavallcos
Omar Cummings Cummezo
Brad Davis Davauro
Tyler Deric Tylildo
Andrew Driver Driveca
Boniek Garcia Garciisco
Tally Hall Felix Hauro
David Horst Davildo
Jason Johnson Johns?o
Michael Lisch Michaio
Alex Lopez Lopeca
Brian Ownby Briildo
Bryan Salazar Salazaldo
Kofi Sarkodie Sarkodiino
Mark Sherrod Sherrinho
Jermaine Taylor Taylardo

Houston Dash

Brittany Bock Binhosa
Nina Burger Ninildo
Marissa Diggs Disco
Becky Edwards Bson
Lindsay Elston Elstisco
Whitney Engen Engeca
Meghan Klingenberg Klingenbaldo
Bianca Henninger Henninginho
Jordan Jackson Jacksisco
Kaylyn Kyle Kildo
Ella Masar Ellauro
Tiffany McCarty McCeca
Kelly McFarlane McFarlanardo
Erin McLeod Erildo
Teresa Noyola Teresaldo
Stephanie Ochs A
Kealia Ohai Kealiildo
Osinachi Ohale Osinacha
Arianna Romero Ariannisco
Lauren Sesselmann Lauridas
Rafaelle Souza Rafaella
Kika Toulouse Toulousaldo

I love that for Souza, who is Brazilian, is simply her first name-Rafaella. How can you not love Felix Bruito for Will Bruin? Run your name through Brazil Names and leave it in the comments!

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