Ginge(r) Musings

Zach Woosley provides his thoughts, opinions and analysis of the Houston Dynamo and MLS.
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What if the Dynamo had a real owner?

According to ESPNFC Clint Dempsey wanted to play in Houston but the money just wasn't there. It's another strike against AEG and their systematically poor treatment of the Dynamo.

What if the Dynamo had a real owner?

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According to ESPNFC Clint Dempsey wanted to play in Houston but the money just wasn't there. It's another strike against AEG and their systematically poor treatment of the Dynamo.

How to break the curse on the Dynamo offense

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It's becoming clear that the Houston Dynamo's offense has been cursed by some unknown force or power.

Is MLS36 cursed?

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After eight episodes of MLS36 on the NBC Sports Network, I'm starting to believe that much like the cover of the Madden NFL video game, the show could be cursed.

Explaining a bad night north of the border

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The Dynamo looked bad last night against the Montreal Impact and I've done my best to figure out what happened.

Open Bore? Whatever it was, it's not a big deal

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The Dynamo's Open Cup exit last night against FC Dallas isn't a big deal and proves that Dominic Kinnear's priorities are, and continue to be, in the right place.

CONCACAF proves the infinite monkey theorem

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Last night's draw for the CONCACAF Champions League group stages were a classic moment of hilarity and incompetence that we've come to expect from our regional governing body.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice

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When everything that could be said, has been said about an controversial moment, it's time to turn to William Shakespeare for some help putting the final touches on the moment. In this case, his...

So long, and thanks for all the fish

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After two years, the founder of Dynamo Theory is stepping back and letting a new voice take over the day-to-day operations of the site.

The importance of having fun

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For the fourth time since moving to Houston, the Dynamo will play for the MLS Cup Final. Let's take a moment and follow the team's lead from yesterday and have a little fun before things get too...

Ricardo Salazar is not the villain many want

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I expect this won't be a popular post, but in reviewing the controversial non-call in yesterday's match, I'm convinced that Ricardo Salazar made the right call based on the information available to...

We are Mechagodzilla

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The Dynamo are in the driver's seat of their Eastern Conference semifinals against Sporting Kansas City after a 2-0 first leg victory. Having the best coach in the league is a big part of that.

A big week lies ahead for the Dynamo

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The Dynamo clinched a playoff spot on Saturday night, but there's more work to be done. Olimpia comes to town tomorrow and there's a chance Houston could improve their place in the table in the...

Dynamo again control playoff fate thanks to SKC

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Thanks to Sporting KC, the Dynamo hold their playoff fate in their hands again. Will they take advantage this time?

MMCB: You'll not see nothing like the mighty Ching

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Ricardo Clark and Boniek Garcia got the goals, Tall Hall kept the goals out, but Brian Ching changed the game on Saturday and led the Dynamo to a huge win.

MMCB: The Trend of Playing Down

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The Dynamo sucked against the Union and it seems another result that shows a trend that has developed this season.

MMCB: Playoff Mathematics

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The Dynamo's chances of making the playoffs looks good, getting out of the wild card match, well that might be harder.

MMCB: Time to Talk Playoffs

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On this edition of Monday Morning Centre Back it's time talk about playoffs!

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