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You how when you find a fun new website calculator that will tell you your stripper name is or what your redneck name should be you not only have to do it for yourself but everyone in the room? Then when you get done laughing at that you then start to do it for everyone you can think of? Us too. Which is exactly why I ran the entire Houston Dynamo and Houston Dash rosters through Brazil Names to find out 'if you were from Brazil what would your name be?'
Houston Dynamo
|
Anthony Arena |
Arenisco |
| Corey Ashe | Ashon |
| Giles Barnes | GIL?O |
| Will Bruin | Felix Bruito |
| Eric Brunner | Erito |
| Servando Carrasco | Servandidas |
| Tony Cascio | Tildo |
| Ricardo Clark | Ricardisco |
| AJ Cochran | Cochrinhosa |
| Warren Creavalle | Creavallcos |
| Omar Cummings | Cummezo |
| Brad Davis | Davauro |
| Tyler Deric | Tylildo |
| Andrew Driver | Driveca |
| Boniek Garcia | Garciisco |
| Tally Hall | Felix Hauro |
| David Horst | Davildo |
| Jason Johnson | Johns?o |
| Michael Lisch | Michaio |
| Alex Lopez | Lopeca |
| Brian Ownby | Briildo |
| Bryan Salazar | Salazaldo |
| Kofi Sarkodie | Sarkodiino |
| Mark Sherrod | Sherrinho |
| Jermaine Taylor | Taylardo |
Houston Dash
| Brittany Bock | Binhosa |
| Nina Burger | Ninildo |
| Marissa Diggs | Disco |
| Becky Edwards | Bson |
| Lindsay Elston | Elstisco |
| Whitney Engen | Engeca |
| Meghan Klingenberg | Klingenbaldo |
| Bianca Henninger | Henninginho |
| Jordan Jackson | Jacksisco |
| Kaylyn Kyle | Kildo |
| Ella Masar | Ellauro |
| Tiffany McCarty | McCeca |
| Kelly McFarlane | McFarlanardo |
| Erin McLeod | Erildo |
| Teresa Noyola | Teresaldo |
| Stephanie Ochs | A |
| Kealia Ohai | Kealiildo |
| Osinachi Ohale | Osinacha |
| Arianna Romero | Ariannisco |
| Lauren Sesselmann | Lauridas |
| Rafaelle Souza | Rafaella |
| Kika Toulouse | Toulousaldo |
I love that for Souza, who is Brazilian, is simply her first name-Rafaella. How can you not love Felix Bruito for Will Bruin? Run your name through Brazil Names and leave it in the comments!