A Joke

Two friends walk into a sports bar. At the bar they see a man sobbing into his beer. Every few seconds he look up at the TV and then cries even more. Sitting down a discrete distance away, they motion the bartender over.

"What'll you have?"

"A couple of St. Arnolds. What's with that guy over there?"

"Oh, he's a Dynamo fan."

"Yeah, we can see that - with his hat, scarf, shirt, shorts, socks, and shoes. Why is he crying?"

"He's watching the Dynamo play and they're ahead."

"Shouldn't he be happy about that?"

"The Dynamo are playing away and it's only the first half."

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